A Brief History of Lotzie Weaver:-

  Born into “*The Land of the Mickey Mousers” in the sixties to Hungarian/Irish parents; Lotzie was a  product of the first ever collaboration between the CIA and the KGB to create a pure mooncalf.  They succeeded and to this day           Lotzie is still a born idiot.         

Lotzie & his siblings were later transfigurated into a council house in Ellesmere Port where his dad found work. Within a year however his dad had passed away leaving                                

Attempts to educate Lotzie in human society failed.  He preferred to speak to the pigs on the farm where he worked at weekends.  Indeed it was those very pigs that taught him about life, the world & the human psyche.

Leaving school as  a fool, he spent his remaining teenage years making tea for his masters and breathing in paint fumes whilst re-spraying Vauxhall Chevettes. 


He’s since done a great variety of meaningless jobs; working with humans, animals, insects, jellyfish, duck billed platy-pusses, the CIA, MI5 the KGB & KFC.  

   In 1995 Lotzie was unemployed and stressed.  So like other idiots he wrote songs. He’d perform these at folk clubs and gigs, including two gigs with ‘The Mushrooms’ of which he was a half.  During this highly creative period he recorded his first album “It's All Me Arse" a collection of seventeen dreadful songs on cassette tape. Fortunately for the sake of humanity this album was removed from this world by highly intelligent inter galactic dolphins and is therefore no longer available to mankind.

        At an infamous gig in Liverpool, backed by members of ‘Reckless Elbow’ a request for a song he’s since destroyed by fire went horribly wrong, when a wise lady complained.     “Ignore her” cried his friends, but Lotzie knew she was right and felt he needed to reassess the direction his life and writing was taking.  Born idiots often do this!

Shortly after this period of self reflective loathing; Lotzie started attending meditation classes run by a local Buddhist Charity.  He tried to merge his consciousness with a blissful ocean  of tranquility using the ancient techniques explained.  However he soon realised that        his mind needed more than just your average oil and filter change.  

Having now seen the light he contacted the CIA, MI5, KGB & KFC informing them he was no longer going to do their dirty work for them nor respray any more vauxhall chevettes.

       Lotzie was subsequently arrested and detained under the prevention of honesty act.    He was placed in solitary refinement and forced to live on a diet of sweet tea, mamas homemade blueberry pie and broccoli & stilton soup.  During this 13 year “missing”      period Lotzie let go of his writing and gigging.

        In 2008 however; unemployed - skint - bills to pay - holes in his non existent socks and a family to support he decided to give it another go!         

He thus recorded his second album ‘Space Girl’ in 2008, his third album ‘Bankers Politicians & other subject matter’ in 2009 and his fourth album 'Caravan Dogs' in 2011. 

(The cover dog on 'Caravan Dogs' is a Yorkie called 'Missy'; she is a member of the Weaver clan as is the caravan she's sticking her head out of.  Both the dog and the caravan are available for hire.  The cover of ‘Space Girl’ features the ‘Liver birds'.)

He recorded his fifth album ‘Buddhist Folk Songs’ in 2013 as he thought he should write something meaningful for a change.  He hopes that sales of this album will help to raise funds for local and international Buddhist Charities he supports.

In 2014 he recorded ‘Pink Mooncalf’ a mixed bunch of silly, not so silly and not in the least bit silly songs. He’s currently working on a second volume of Buddhist Folk songs.  

To-date (Dec 2015) Lotzie, like most singer songwriters, is yet to see a financial return from his musical endeavours.  Based on sales figures so far he’s hoping to break  even by 2097. .He therefore continues to work as an undercover Handyman for MI5.

Lotzie has supported Buddhist Charities for many years through voluntary work,    teaching, fundraising, CD sales & live performances; and continues to do so.                                  




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Lotzie to ponder the meaning of life.

Attempts to educate Lotzie in human society failed.  He preferred to speak to the pigs on the farm where he worked at weekends.  Indeed it was those very pigs that taught him about life, the world & the human psyche.

Leaving school as  a fool, he spent his remaining teenage years making tea for his masters and breathing in paint fumes whilst re-spraying Vauxhall Chevettes.